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"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

'I think I missed that episode.'

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

One book... One book... One book...

"I propose we go with the second option."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Better Gnomes.

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Librarian.

Subway Library

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

My first dead gnome!

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Spring cleaning.

"I've always been a gnome body."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

"I like your garden humans"

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project