Tome Enthusiast Gifts

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

The Fall of Gnome

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Garden variety allergies."

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

One book... One book... One book...

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"I propose we go with the second option."

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Subway Library

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Librarian.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Spring cleaning.

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

My first dead gnome!

"I've always been a gnome body."

"I like your garden humans"

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

The Lawn Gegnome Project

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."