Tissue Enthusiast Gifts

"Phil's made an effortless transition from cold and flu to allergy season."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Little doctor.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Parts Department

Doctors

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Examinations.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Body Systems

Hairstyles

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'Urology...can you hold?'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.