Tissue Mountain Climber Gifts

Celebrate the bold spirit of tissue mountain climbers with our unique collection of products designed to bring humor and inspiration to their adventurous passion. Perfect for those who love to reach new heights creatively, these gifts combine wit with a personal touch that will resonate.

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I do not have a cold!

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'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!' mockup

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom." mockup

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

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"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

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"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company." mockup

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

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'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.' mockup

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

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Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!! mockup

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.' mockup

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

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I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people. mockup

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

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"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team." mockup

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

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'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.' mockup

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

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"Make a lot of money."

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The best financial decision I ever made.

The best financial decision I ever made. mockup

The best financial decision I ever made.

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I'm a self-made man!

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"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them." mockup

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

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'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!' mockup

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

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"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern." mockup

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

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'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.' mockup

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

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Good Luck!

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"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!" mockup

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

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"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!" mockup

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

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Stairlift around cliff face.

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"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?" mockup

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

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'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.' mockup

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

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"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends." mockup

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

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A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle." mockup

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

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"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

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