Title Climber Gifts

'I'm appointing myself Vice-President... I need the money.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Make a lot of money."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

I'm a self-made man!

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Good Luck!

Resourceful toddler

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

The Salesman

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Cat in Tree.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Work Slave