Tissue Innovator Gifts

Tissue factory: 'Forget about softness. Tests show we could triple sales if we add pepper.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Texturing the Walls

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

Cloud Computing.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

The power of the brain

Modular Offices

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

My First Bitcoin.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Dare to be different.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

Gene Manipulation

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mark Zuckerberg

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

A man stealing another person's ideas

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.