Texture Innovator Gifts

Texturing the Walls

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Hairstyles

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'No luggage.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

e-procurement

The latest fall fashion trends

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

I've found the designer gene.

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

Medical Silicon Paste.

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,

Computer video dreidel.

"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"