Transplant Enthusiast Gifts

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'That plant food really works!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Watering Flowers

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"