Transplant Specialist Gifts

Surgeon with an 'eyes box' in his refridgerator.

'Sounds like insider trading to me.'

Reunion of organ donors

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"Would you say this pork liver is fresh enough for a pig-to-human transplant?"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

New life (organ donation)

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Tunnel Mural

Organ Donor Card

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Taxi

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'