Transplant Specialist T-Shirts

Surgeon with an 'eyes box' in his refridgerator.

'Sounds like insider trading to me.'

Reunion of organ donors

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"Would you say this pork liver is fresh enough for a pig-to-human transplant?"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

New life (organ donation)

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Taxi

Organ Donor Card

Tunnel Mural

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

The shakedown escalates.

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'