Organ Transplant Specialist T-Shirts

Animal to human transplant - 'This is a consent form.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

Take An Organ, Leave An Organ

'Someone threw away a PERFECTLY good colon.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Pig heart donation saves human life

Organ Donor Card

Hospital recycling bank.

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."