Organ Transplant Coordinator T-Shirts

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

Surgical chicken liver. (For transplants)

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'

"We haven't found an organ donor yet. Would you be interested in a rental?"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Blood donor centre

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

Pig heart donation saves human life

Organ Donor Card

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"