Organ Donor Specialist Gifts

'He donated his body to medical research...'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Organ Donor Card

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

The shakedown escalates.

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"I just ate my organ donor card."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

Richard the Pigheart

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'