Organ Donation Specialist Gifts

"Curses! Once again the organ harvesters beat us to the cadaver and foiled our feast."

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Organ Donor Card

Pig heart donation saves human life

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

Richard the Pigheart

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'