Transplant Surgeon Gifts

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

The shakedown escalates.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

Your donor is in the Fridge

"Six beers for the transplant surgeons, please!"

"What organs have you got on offer?"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Body Building

New life (organ donation)

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

'Remember the NHS ethos; if it ain't broke, break it. Then make sure it can't be mended.'

Traumatology.

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Organ Donor Card

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!