Transplant Surgeon Gifts

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

The shakedown escalates.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

Your donor is in the Fridge

"Six beers for the transplant surgeons, please!"

"What organs have you got on offer?"

"I'm an organ donor."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Body Building

New life (organ donation)

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

'Remember the NHS ethos; if it ain't broke, break it. Then make sure it can't be mended.'

Traumatology.

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Organ Donor Card

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'