Organ Transplant Fan Gifts

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'We're donating our organist to science.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The shakedown escalates.

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

"It's from the hospital. They write that the warranty on your heart expires next Thursday. They wish you a hearty farewell!"

'It was just a fun transplant. You got his heart, he got yours.'

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."