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"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Zombies.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Check zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

FAQs.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Final words on gravestones.

Monster Baseball

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Zombie Problems

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Halloween Selfie

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Pinata Zombies

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

The Zombie Awakes...