Zombie Appreciator Prints

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Zombies.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Final words on gravestones.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Zombie Problems

Halloween Selfie

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Zombie Awakes...