Nightmare Appreciator Prints

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Hey, hey, hey! Inside screams!

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

I Pagliacci

Count Orlov couldn't get over his fear of dentists...

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Attack of the zombie snowman.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

Bravo!

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

',,,,,and make it snappy'

The End.

"Videotape the history of the world, and I'll binge-watch it after it's destroyed."

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"