Nightmare Appreciator Pillows

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Attack of the zombie snowman.

Count Orlov couldn't get over his fear of dentists...

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Bravo!

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

',,,,,and make it snappy'

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

I love myself.

The End.