Nightmare Enthusiasts Pillows

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Night of the Zombonies.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm the bad guy..."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Astral Projection

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."