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Young Stephen King

"How much for just the ring?"

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Bring me a stem cell."

Librarian: 'Who is putting all the Math books in the Horror section?'

"It's the co-op board!"

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

'Your antidote, m'lord...'

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

'May I ask what it's in connection with?'

Solar Frankenstein

Happy New Ear!

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

"If you want him as a client, don't mention the FANG stocks. Master completely missed the boat -- and he does recognize the irony."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"No. I mean it's great that horror movies get your heart beating faster, but that still doesn't count as aerobic exercise."

'You've changed.'

"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"

'What?! I like tall women!'

The Scream and Monsters

Terror in the Kitchen

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Run for your like! That's no ordinary flesh eating zombie! That's my ex-wife.'

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

'Men!'

Occupational Therapy

Unmotivated Horror Writer

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

The AdRams Family no.28 - Gory computer game