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Night of the Living Debt.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Employment office: Zombies for hire.

"Correction. It's not a zombie apocalypse. They're simply adjusting to daylight savings time."

Check zombies.

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

Primer for Zombie Kids

'That's a no-brainer, Tom.'

'No, that's not his scary Halloween zombie costume, that's his scary ICD-10 rollout look.'

The Walking TED Talk.

"Okay, is it a real zombie or nitrogen narcosis?!"

'Now I want you all to put your thinking caps on...'

'Things have been a lot better around here since we just started feeding them.'

"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."

Walking Dyed

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"I'm not sure if your credit life insurance will pay off or not."

Day of the Living Quarterly Report Accountants.

'I don't feel like brains tonight...let's grab a pizza!'

'Okay, so I knew he was a Zombie when I married him, but all I'm asking, is that he uses a little mouth wash before kissing me!'

"No physical is required."

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'Aw, mom, really? Brains again?'

Night of the Living Dentists

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'Alright...who's hand is this in the cookie jar?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'But on a positive note, my brain should be safe during a zombie apocalypse.'

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

"I'm sorry, but three zombies an apocalypse do not make."

"Someone’s happy to see you."

"Delicious!"

"Okay, who finished the brains and left the empty container?!"