Heirloom Tomato Enthusiast Gifts

You know the tomatoes mom gave us? You mean � Those weird and rare varieties she grows? Yeah. Where are they? They got pushed behind the peanut butter, ketchup and aging hot dogs. Now they really are heirloom tomatoes. We can bequeath them to the compost pile.

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Old Spice

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

Cooked rare.

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

"He didn't leave much - just a lot of unanswered questions..."

We're building someone's raised garden beds? Yup. Then planting them and installing a water system. Tree's Trees. How much do they cost? Here's the price list. So about $500 per tomato. You can't buy them for that at the store! Tree's Trees.

Tomatoes

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'