Heirloom Tomato Enthusiast Pillows

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Old Spice

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Cooked rare.

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

Tomatoes

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"