Sun-dried Tomato Enthusiast Pillows

'I hear they're delicious when they're sun dried.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathers.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Beach flirting

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

A gap between the solar panels

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"How?"

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Two piece outfits only.

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Mexican Dog

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

'Life's a beach, innit.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.