Winter Tomato Fantasizer Gifts

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

Allotment

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Alfred Hitchcock As A Kid

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

Cross-Country Sledding

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

It's a bit derivative.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

Church Parking Sign for Midnight Mass

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Whoa, you've been working out.

"This is a stick-up."