Winter Tomato Fantasizer Prints

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Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

It's a bit derivative.

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Cross-Country Sledding

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

'He's a great worker, but he hibernates four months out of the year.'

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".