Winter Tease Gifts

Christmas Bra.

Snowprov

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Sun Worship

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Snowman Romance

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

'See you next spring, Morty.'

'It'll have to come down - you failed to apply for proper planning permission...'

An uncle and a child both happy that it is snowing

"Bless you..."

"We needed a break from the cold."

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Rude Snowman

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"