Winter Tease T-Shirts

Christmas Bra.

Snowprov

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Sun Worship

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Snowman Romance

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

'See you next spring, Morty.'

'It'll have to come down - you failed to apply for proper planning permission...'

An uncle and a child both happy that it is snowing

Rude Snowman

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"We needed a break from the cold."

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Bless you..."

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.