Winter Comedian T-Shirts

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Weather today.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Greco-polar wrestling

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'