Winter Escapee T-Shirts

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

'I'm sorry, he's not in - He's flown to Texas for the winter.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Canada's winter survival kit.

Sun Worship

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

'Let's talk climate change.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

The corner that Spring's around

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Wilderness - City.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Travel agency warms people passing by.

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Winter Coat

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Dreaming of Summer

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."