Snow Escape Artist T-Shirts

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Sun Worship

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Prisoner Crossing

Alfred Hitchcock As A Kid

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

Turkey going away for Christmas.

Snow blind.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

'Oh look! She's built a snow-climate change summit.'

Global Forecasting Institute.

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."