Snow Escape Artist Mugs

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Sun Worship

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Prisoner Crossing

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Snow blind.

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Global Forecasting Institute.

'Oh look! She's built a snow-climate change summit.'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Alien snowman