Cold Weather Escape Artist T-Shirts

Igloo travel: Your pipeline to Florida.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Sun Worship

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Turkey going away for Christmas.

A Bubble of Countryside.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"I bought a new summer condo."

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

Winter Coat

Dreaming of Summer

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

Dreaming of Summer.

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

'It's my version of a snow angel.'

'Take me to Acapulco!'