Climate Escape Artist T-Shirts

Conrad Black: 'Let us cross into Canada immediately! The Florida climate is killing my wife.'

"That's it...I'm transferring to Miami!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Sun Worship

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

On Holiday