Heat Escape Artist T-Shirts

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Crib Escape

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Chairmen of the Bored

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Sun Worship

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."