Cold Weather Escape Artist Gifts

Igloo travel: Your pipeline to Florida.

"In the winter Dumbo flies south to Disneyland."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Sun Worship

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

A Bubble of Countryside.

Turkey going away for Christmas.

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"I bought a new summer condo."

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Winter Coat

Dreaming of Summer.

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

Dreaming of Summer

'It's my version of a snow angel.'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'