Cold Weather Escapee Gifts

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Sun Worship

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

'Let's talk climate change.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'