Cold Weather Escapee Prints

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Sun Worship

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Let's talk climate change.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'