Teaser In Thaw Gifts

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'Okay, I'm sorry I called you a cheeky monkey. Now, stop moaning and eat your banana!'

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Fragrans Tortuosa

I couldn't find my other wig

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

Christmas Bra.

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."

Now that Ed only had one tooth, it was much easier for him to floss.

Women in doughnut shop - 'Get down! It's someone from our exercise fitness class!'