Teaser In Thaw Prints

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

'Okay, I'm sorry I called you a cheeky monkey. Now, stop moaning and eat your banana!'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Fragrans Tortuosa

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

Christmas Bra.

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

Now that Ed only had one tooth, it was much easier for him to floss.

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

Women in doughnut shop - 'Get down! It's someone from our exercise fitness class!'

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."