Winter Entertainer Gifts

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow Devil

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Canape?

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Ice Skater

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Rockefeller Center."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'It's easy, just wee!'

Socially distanced sledding

Christmas tree exchange

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Hanukkah tree

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Winter in the City

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.