Winter Entertainer Pillows

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow Devil

Canape?

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Ice Skater

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Rockefeller Center."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Socially distanced sledding

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Christmas tree exchange

Hanukkah tree

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

The Devil making snow angels.

Snowman carrot substitute.