Arctic Entertainer Pillows

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Greco-polar wrestling

Pottery Slam

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

UFO

An unexpected success.

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'