Arctic Entertainer T-Shirts

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Pottery Slam

Greco-polar wrestling

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

UFO