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The Imperfect Hostess

"Extreme miming"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Don't you ever knock?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Roller Coasters

Pottery Slam

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Adult Magician

Tom Waits.

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

A cocktail in a tuba

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

"I don't think air guitar counts."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Ventriloquists dummy

Monk Parrot.

Hospital bed shortages

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

Alien

'It's some carol mimers dear.'

No caption. (Two bird feeders are shown next to each other. One is set up like a bar).