Unconventional Entertainer T-Shirts

'My snake is old. First, I have to wake him.'

"Extreme miming"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Don't you ever knock?'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Roller Coasters

Pottery Slam

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

New Belief Systems

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Tom Waits.

A cocktail in a tuba

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"How much do you want off the top?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

Adult Magician

'Nice Touch!'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Home Video

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

Ventriloquists dummy

Monk Parrot.

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Hospital bed shortages

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''