Traditional Entertainer T-Shirts

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Fur Baby

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Send in the Clones.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Clown Wife

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Dog Birthdays

Children's Entertainer

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.