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'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Snowman of the Apes

The polar olympics

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pull...'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I love this time of year."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Siegfried and the dragon

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'